i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK
A warning to all of my friends: If I say that I need to confide in you, then you should probably temper your sense of decency in expectation.
Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
I can tell already that half of tumblr is going to go crazy over this and that the other half is going to find every cultural flaw possible and tear the film a new asshole.
4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?
Richard isn’t very vain at all, usually resorting to a plain long-sleeved shirt and jeans, wearing a black wool jacket when it’s cold out. He finds himself to be rather plain, though he despises the fact that he’s got the patchiest beard in the history of time, and that his nose looks like a hatchet coming out of his face.
- i think relationships should be taken seriously- sex isn’t everything
- manners are always attractive
- caring about grades is attractive too
- chivalry is a plus
- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind
- break ups shouldn’t be often and when they are they aren’t taken lightly
nightmaresradmohawk asked: Dear Richard Connick, Have you ever wanted a pet? If so, what would it have been?
I haven’t ever needed a pet because I’ve had Bertram since I was 19. After all, why bother having a cat or a dog when you’ve bonded your soul to an owl?
Richard Connick, Private Investigator and Druid